April Fools' Covers

Every year, around the first of April, the John Sandford website mysteriously becomes overrun with books that don't exist. Strange, demented things that seem somewhat plausible, but fall apart with the slightest examination. Lucas versus Sue Grafton. Lucas on the set of Pride and Prejudice. Lucas meets Star Trek.
I've been carefully archiving all of these transgressions, and have presented them here, arranged by when they happened. I've included the brazenly ridiculous "jacket text" that would have existed had these crazed things existed at all. Which they didn't. Nope.